The other day, I went to a standup comedy
show at Canvas Laugh Factory, Mumbai, to
bring in my birthday in a laughing mode. It was the best start to my special
day. As much as you enjoy laughing your guts out, the acts boost your creative
juices as well.
So one of the comedians had a take on the
way Indians can bargain things and get freebies and it got me thinking. Yeah,
right...we are the best in this, and proudly so! The height of coincidence was
this - We went for the 8.30 show and it was so awesome I was wondering if we
could watch the 10.30 Sketchy Behaviour show as well. But then, we came all the
way from Panvel to Lower Parel, a 45-km drive, 2.30 hours to reach in traffic. Driving
back post midnight was a concern. And of course, the fact that we would have to
shell out another INR 1500. Oops, it was a tough decision.
And as luck would have it, at the end of
the show they announced that the audience gets to attend the next show for
free. FREE. Pinch me. I waited for them to repeat it. They did. After they said
it for the third time, I realised it was not a joke. I wanted to jump on to the
stage and scream Yippee, but then we Indians know how to get something for free
and hide the excitement with our eyes saying, "No big deal, I would have
bought it anyway!"
The fact is, as much as I
would have been tempted to, I wouldn't have.
Coz deep within my heart I knew
that with those 'saved' INR 1500 I could have done so much. Bought a new top
even if there was no discount. A few
drinks. 18.5 litres of Pertol (again, glad that it is cheaper here in Navi
Mumbai, go be jealous!). 125
Samosa pavs. 1500 Cadbury eclairs.
See, I said it was a tough
decision. What would you have done? Don't tell me, "Oh of course, I would
have bought the tickets. It's not about money all the time. One must have fun
too. I am not kanjoos." Yeah,
right! We all are the
personification of the phrase Muft ka
chandan ghis mere nandan! Meaning - we love to get
something free of cost!
But I was not always like
this. Seriously. While in college, I was the one to look down upon aunties who
would bargain incessantly with the shopkeepers. I found the idea of asking for
free curry leaves with coriander really cheap. But now I have grown up. You
call me aunty, now give me free curry leaves! Throw in a couple of mirchi and a
piece of ginger too. How about a lemon? What's the harm in trying ; )
I guess age does that to you. Or the home loan
EMIs. And then the deep realisation that by getting something free you are not
being inconsiderate to the poor vendor. He will not agree to bargain or give
something for free if he's not making profit, right?
Anuradha
First. Wish you a Happy Birthday. I was about to write what you wrote in the last line. There is no such thing as "free". And, there is no free lunch. The comedy club must have a good reason to offer the second show for free. I agree we get pleasure if we are able to squeeze some free stuff from the vendor.
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